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God, Heaven & Hell, Life after Death and Ungulate Poop

little girl on an airplane reading
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total  stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist.  “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said.  “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”  To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.



The Almost Pure Tropical Drink

When you consider a nice refreshing, pure tropical drink what picture comes to mind? According to US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots. Yum…  Drink up! Wondering what was floating in my screwdriver… Continue Reading

Social Media Etiquette | ReThinking Duties as a Host

You’ve been leaving a number witty comments on your friend’s Facebook statuses.   You find your own comments funny enough to laugh out loud at them.   Your friend’s friends like your snappy comebacks on your mutual friend’s posts.  And these friends of friends have thought highly enough of your wit to like them.  Perhaps your comments… Continue Reading

5 Second Management Tip | Lesson 1

A man gets into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower.  The doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel…”… Continue Reading