Tag Archive: sarcasm & wit

New Plan to Add Jobs to Economy: Must be Scissors Capable

In a new attempt to grow the economy and get more of our unemployed back to work a member of the Treasury Department has proposed moving more citizens to warmer climes of the country.  Here, they say will be a greater demand for barbers for all those with faster growing hair.  With this greater demand…

Adventures Traveling Around the World – Culture Matters

What’s true and beholden in one culture may be disdained and cast aside in another.  Take for instance the western world’s embrace of youth.  In many Asian cultures, age and seniority are honored. Culture Matters Gary Arndt makes the point that our notion of “rescuing other countries all depend on them having similar incentives, values…

New Government Plan to Limit Obesity

Today, the US Government announced a new plan to eliminate obesity in America.  The new plan is aimed squarely at over-eating or for that matter, eating at all. The Secretary of Health and Human Services announced today the suspension of all Food and Drug Inspectors.  “We intend to let farmers farm and businessmen sell whatever…

The Riddle… How to Run an InEfficient Government

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”